Earlier in the week, dared me to start a novel the next day. To prove I’m above such obvious attempts at manipulation, I waited two days to start. So there.
Here’s the opening of the first chapter.
You know about Occam’s Razor, right? The law that posits that the simplest solution to a problem is usually the right one? Like when your TV doesn’t work, the first thing you check is to make sure that the plug is actually in a socket. Well, in my house we have something called Bill’s Razor, which posits that the first step in fixing anything broken is for my dad to give it a good whack.
Ha!
Funny.
The Razor is Occam’s, though.
Right you are.
*whack*
hee!
sounds like a great opening!
Eggggs-cellent!
(but I bet you were thinking about it those two daaaays!)
ha ha! I love this start.
What happens next? Post again in two days so we know.
oooh, I like this! hehe.